While our team of experts here at Agent, inc. take all your real estate needs seriously, it doesn’t mean we don’t have a sense of humor. Real estate transactions can be complicated and stressful for even the most experienced buyers and sellers. That’s why it’s good to take a step back now and again to put it all in perspective and have a good laugh. So we’ve compiled a list of our favorite real estate jokes from the web for those times you need a break. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!
#10 – The danger of a job well done:
My real estate agent did such a great job describing my house in the listing that I’ve decided to keep it.
#9 – The perils of real estate investing:
How many insects do you need to make money from your rental property?
Tenants.
#8 – The truth about man caves:
My most lucrative listings are the ones with finished basements. They’re my best cellars!
#7 – Tell me where it hurts:
Why did the house make an appointment with the doctor?
It had a window pane.
#6 – Knowledge is power:
“Meh, that real estate agent doesn’t look so strong. I bet I can take him in a fight!”
“Are you kidding? That guy says he flips houses in his spare time!”
#5 – Always express your gratitude:
What do real estate agents have to be thankful for?
Lots.
#4 – Buyer beware:
I was offered the chance to purchase some real estate in Egypt’s Valley of the Kings.
It turned out to be a pyramid scheme.
#3 – Working undercover
What do you call a real estate agent who moonlights as a detective?
Sherlock Homes.
#2 – Is there a pill for that?
What do you feel every month when the mortgage is due?
Homesick.
#1 – And finally, some words of advice from the one and only Mark Twain:
“Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.”
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